dear cheese puffs,
i’m really sick today because of how many of you i ate last night. Mr. Chris is always bringing snacks here, trying to raise our spirits with his “healthy” choices. first it was donuts, and now this. you melt in my mouth, but you leave my intestines orange. i hate you. i curse you for showing me once again that i have no self control when it comes to ingesting junk food. today, i cleansed myself with a salad and an apple. but nothing tastes the same now that i’ve had your fake cheese goodness. i hid you in a spare room so that Mr. Chris wouldn’t bring you back to test me. I’m half human half cheese puff now.
sara puffdiddy quin